Some dude said “Titties bouncing!” as I ran past him. I gave him the finger, but realised he was only saying it because it was true and he was ghettoly rude. Doesn’t matter what cup you are–what goes up, must go down.
I need a better comeback–how about: “Gravity btches!!!” That would have been so funny!!
The other encounter on my run: Glanced at a dog mid-poop. AND an older Indian man was totally checking me out as I was stretching at a crosswalk, and he KEPT looking when I got up!
This is exactly why I don’t run after work!
Tomorrow morning, I’m out the door!